Meet 
the Main 
Characters

The Yoni Dance is a self-discovery story about life, love, romance, and the intimate love arts.   

It  takes you on a consciousness-raising journey into love, personal relationships, sacred sex, and physical intimacy.  

It's a novel and an instruction manual combined into a very tasteful book, written for both male and female readers. 

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Stoney:

Let me introduce myself and then I'll tell you about my beloved Jazbell, or Jazz as her friends call her.   My actual birth name is William Wilson, but I've been known as Stoney since my high school days when I played a character with that name in the school play.   After that brief sprint in the public limelight, I decided that I'd prefer not to be the focus of attention, so in college I studied  journalism and now work for the publisher who produces  "The Life Changer Magazine."   I write human interest stories for the magazine under the pen name Stoney L. Tonto.   In Spanish, "el" means the and "tonto" means fool,  so the name gives me poetic license to write from a perspective that's outside the box of most people's thinking.   And I have great fun writing.   I also write a weekly column for a major newspaper, thus no matter where I go, I'm constantly on the look out for another story.

I like to think of myself as a regular sort of guy, reasonably intelligent, generally attractive, rather healthy, with all those other "sort of normal" characteristics of a young, adult male.   I'm a guy like you, that is if you're a male, and, if your a woman,  I'm much like the young men you know.   I've always been somewhat of an adventurer so journalism fits me well because I get to do a lot of traveling, meet unusual people, and write stories where the characters follow my directions without any arguments, and I don't have to explain to them what I'm doing or why.   

My personal life, at least until I  met Jazbell, was rather calm, and peaceful.   I live in a small, two-story home near the bay in San Francisco with my best friend, Charlie.   Charlie and I have a great relationship.   Before you go off filling in the blanks and thinking I'm gay, let me say that Charlie is my dog.  I feed and care for her and she loves me unconditionally.   Yes, I know Charlie is a boys name, but like I said, I live outside the box of conventional thinking.   I also get to take Charlie along with me on many of my story adventures.   

So, as you can see, I'm a rather ordinary guy who has stepped into a very extraordinary situation -- a situation that requires anything but ordinary responses.   It all started one sunny morning while I was  sitting in Georgio's Sidewalk Café musing about nothing in particular.   I spotted a woman across the street make a very unusual gesture to her companion.   Thinking that she could be the source of another interesting story, I decided to investigate.   That seemingly inconsequential decision changed my life.   The woman turned out to be Jazbell, and The Yoni Dance Story revolves around our relationship and the romance that, after some twists and turns, eventually developed between us.

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Jazbell:

Now let me tell you briefly about Jazbell.   She  appears to be like the “girl next door” -- that is, until you get to know her.   Unlike  me, she is anything but ordinary.   She's also the spark that inspired the story you're being invited to read.

Jazbell was raised in Virginia, in a small town that's a cross between hardcore southern and  conservative New England.   But Jazbell, being the rebel she is, is quite the antithesis of the people in her hometown.   Jazz, as I prefer to call her, is dynamic, outgoing, self-assured, delightfully attractive, and what some would label, enlightened.  

By enlightened, I mean she has the ability to connect to the invisible realms of reality.   She can connect to the same invisible world that masters such as Edgar Casey, Manly P. Hall, and the Eastern spiritual teachers connected to -- that same world where Mozart  and Beethoven heard their music -- that same world where Einstein, Tesla, and Faraday found their scientific discoveries. 

To look at her, you'd never know she has that ability for she neither flaunts it or uses it at the expense of anybody else.   Because she’s able to tap into the non-physical realms of reality, she sees life from a rather unusual perspective.   How she made that connection and how she came to be who she is is a story she wanted written and is why she started looking for a writer.   When I turned up on the scene, I was supposed to be only a writer to her.   I crashed that illusion on the very first day we met, but she successfully hid that fact from me for quite some time.  

Now there's one other thing you should know about Jazbell and that  is what triggered her intuitive abilities.   The answer plain and simply and in one word is sex -- the same innate drive that is in each and every one of us.   Let me see if I can share with you how this came about without being offensive or excessively titillating.  

As Jazbell's puberty arrived, and her sexual hormones became active, the energies took her on a consciousness-raising journey.   Out of a combination of innocence, inspiration, and destiny, she sparked the birth of an intimacy-sharing technique that has evolved into the personal intimacy trend presently known as Caring and Loving Intimacy Connections (CLIC's or CLI Connections).   Her initial intention was simply to share orgasms with a male friend and, at the same time, stay safe from the potential perils of sexual intercourse, but her quest turned into a sexual sacred journey where sex became the catalyst which propelled her into a spiritual awakening that changed her life.   I know this sounds a bit far out and rather unbelievable.   I didn't believe it either until I experienced her in some of her delightfully intimate moments.   After you read the book, you'll understand what I mean.

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Intendr:

The third character I'd like to tell you about is Intendr.   Intendr is Jazbell's "invisible friend" who lives in the realm where there are no belief boxes, or walls, or limitations of any kind.   He's her mentor, guide, teacher, loving uncle, and good friend all rolled into one invisible package.   I say invisible, because I can't see him, but Jazz both sees and hears him as clearly as you can see the book here in front on you.   

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Dr. Herbert Bernstein:

The fourth character I'd like to tell you about is Herbert Bernstein.   He's a psychologist at the Saint Eucharist Mental Health Center.   The day I met him I thought he was a patient at the hospital he runs because he's about as unconventional a doctor as I've ever met.   He's usually wearing casual clothes and, when outside, he's often wearing a western- style hat.   Because of his casual dress, long blond hair, and the unusual way he approaches his work, most of his patients call him General Custer.   He offers us some rather unusual perspectives on several controversial topics -- perspectives that until I heard him speak, I had not even considered as possibilities.

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